7.19.2007

Senor Dirty Sanchez did make an appearance (!)

David Vitter, Republican Louisiana Senator who is up on the block for involvement in the "D.C. Madam" case has allowed his original script for a reaction speech to be leaked. This is what is wrong with America.

A sample: "Now the fact is, I'm a natural born lover's man. From the day I turned 17 and my mama took me out to the shed and taught me the truth about Southern love, I've had a taste for it — if you know what I mean. Nowadays, I like 'em short or tall, fat or skinny, blonde or brunette, young or old. Hell, I've even had me one of them chicks with dicks. Craziest night I ever spent. We did it all, and though I won't get into too much detail, I will say SeƱor Dirty Sanchez did make an appearance. "

I am unsure on the validity of this - 10 Zen Monkeys claims it is from a good source, so let's just ASSUME it is. I don't even know how to react. Gotta love the good ole' boys.

Read in entirety here.

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