Ha ha. ha.

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Senor Dirty Sanchez did make an appearance (!)

David Vitter, Republican Louisiana Senator who is up on the block for involvement in the "D.C. Madam" case has allowed his original script for a reaction speech to be leaked. This is what is wrong with America.

A sample: "Now the fact is, I'm a natural born lover's man. From the day I turned 17 and my mama took me out to the shed and taught me the truth about Southern love, I've had a taste for it — if you know what I mean. Nowadays, I like 'em short or tall, fat or skinny, blonde or brunette, young or old. Hell, I've even had me one of them chicks with dicks. Craziest night I ever spent. We did it all, and though I won't get into too much detail, I will say Señor Dirty Sanchez did make an appearance. "

I am unsure on the validity of this - 10 Zen Monkeys claims it is from a good source, so let's just ASSUME it is. I don't even know how to react. Gotta love the good ole' boys.

Read in entirety here.

Ohhh MSN Horoscopes, you know how to cut to the soul of me

Gemini (May 20 - June 20)
New opportunities may give you a chance to increase your financial standing and expand yourself professionally. Innovations that you have produced in the past have attracted the attention of those in positions of authority, dear Gemini, and the fruits of your labor may manifest at this time. Don't expect to be able to relax and enjoy them, however, as a lot of effort still lies ahead. Summon all your inner resources and charge on ahead.

What I think about/do at work these days.

With the day-of-notice approaching ever so quickly (2 days!) after being postponed about 800 times my days have been filled with much boingboing, petfinder, craigslist, etc. I provide the following two items in this blog:

ONE

Today I discovered "McSweeney's Recommends" which I recommend very much so.


Highlights:

"Baby Powder in Your Hair on Days When You Don't Have Time to Shampoo No one will ever know."

"Chilling the fuck out Chilling the fuck out is the way to go, actually. Just take a couple of deep breaths and go for a walk. Exercising is a good idea, too. "

and

"Jackets with pit zips Overheating can often cause you to freeze later. These little guys allow for proper venting. "

I would like to add Flat Earth Tangy Tomato Ranch Baked Veggie Chips. Very hippy sounding - very wonderful tasting.


TWO

Brozo and I had a brief conversation regarding the four foods you would take to a deserted island to eat for the rest of your life. Mine include:
1. Avocados
2. White Peaches
3. The occasional Illegal Pete’s burrito bowl (light rice, black beans, chicken, ½ corn ½ tomato salsa, cheese, black olives and guac)
4. Mountain Sun’s Annapurna Amber.

Brozo's:
1. Steaks
2. Peaches
3. Broccoli
4. New Belgium’s Skinny Dip Ale
5. Starbursts

Matt broke the only 4 items rule, and five is a much more even number – even though it is odd – so I will add 5. Beam & Coke. If I am deserted on the island I might as well have a choice of tasty alcoholic beverages to help pass the time.

The photo is purely for your enjoyment.

I did a bit of learning about symbology (made-up word) in college as an Anthropology minor. I like this site about the origin of everyday symbols.

Also, this guy made his NES controller into a cell phone. neat-o!

Both these links are ripped directly from boingboing.