2.18.2007

Britney is just straight crazy.


In high school I found it not strange that boys liked Britney Spears. She had a hot bod and claimed to be "not that innocent". Christina Agularia on the other hand I thought was straight trash. She dressed trashy, trashy makeup and trashy hair, you get it.

At what point did the lady musical sensations get together and decide to swap futures?

Christina has come to be one of the most respected female artists in pop music today while Britney has two kids in two years, gets divorced from her redneck wanna-be boyfriend, checks in and out of rehab in just 24 hours capped with a trip to the beauty parlor to shave all her hair and the tat parlour to put some ink on that skin.

(takes deep breath in, sighs in shame)

sweet jesus britney pull yourself together!

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